Every year I think like most people I think gets very riled up about their potential Halloween costume ideas. They slave over brainstorming creative plus funny new ideas for months on end, well before the Fall season even begins. Many of them go out plus purchase intricate outfits plus accessories to make the single night a huge success… plus then never wear the get up ever again. They rarely even recycle their costumes for the next year; instead, the whole pile of extravagant clothing gets thrown into a closet plus forgotten forever. Another part that frustrates me is how little time these outfits are even exposed to the public! Let’s get real here – Halloween is a cold, gloomy holiday… Half the time it rains or snows on the day of the sizable event, plus the entire costume is hidden under all those layers of moderate clothing, anyways! All of this has me thinking about the hottest Halloween costume idea ever… a furnace. And when I say a “hot furnace,” I mean this in a fairly literal sense. The smartest Halloween costume on earth would be a self-heating costume. The renter of the outfit could very be moderate plus comfortable all day plus night long separate from ruining their entire costume! Instead of covering up with a heavy Wintertide jacket plus gloves, you could really pack yourself into a large cardboard box with a large collection of heating pads, hand warmers, plus downy feathers; Just like using a central heating idea safe at home, the renter of the furnace costume would be warmer plus more comfortable than ever, and even better, staying moderate while keeping their costume front plus center for the whole holiday, come cold rain or snow.
July 21, 2021
July 21, 2021