I have a very confusing set of opinions when it comes to relationships.
On one hand, I like other humans and I want to be involved with them.
On the other hand, people are extremely stressful and I don’t really know how to have them in my life without losing my mind. This is a challenge that I run into time and time again. It only gets more challenging when you do fall for somebody… And suddenly find yourself dealing with a whole new set of the – like indoor smells. How do I put those… The person that I am currently interested in has a unique odor about him. He’s a very manly man and he spends a lot of time outdoors getting sweaty. The problem being, when he walks into my house with his stench… It tends to linger in the air. My central heating, cooling, and air quality control system picks up his smile and distributes it quickly throughout the entire house via the extensive air duct channels. By the time my air conditioning unit or forced air furnace has stopped running a single cycle, every room in the house smells like a sweaty boy. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a huge problem with the inherent odors of my man… But when other people come to my house and mention the sweaty, stagnant smell in the air I am so embarrassed. This is why I am looking into advanced air filtration devices right now. If I don’t get a new air purification system with some Advanced Filtration options, I don’t know how I can continue seeing this stinky man. Relationships, man.